By Onan Coca
Hey, it’s Friday, so why don’t we end the week having a little bit of fun at the expense of one of our favorite Democrats? Jay Leno has been making up for lost time the last few months, making jokes about the President almost every week – which is nice, considering no one was making fun of him for the first five years or so. Here are some of the best ones we could find from politico.com and Tom O’Halloran.com.
First from Politico.
On a new IRS commissioner: “They’re called ‘acting commissioner’ because you have to act like the scandal doesn’t involve the White House.”
On comparisons to Nixon: “At least he’s not being compared to President Carter.”
On the Miami Heat beating Obama’s beloved Chicago Bulls: “You now what that means? LeBron James is going to get audited by the IRS.”
“It’s casual Friday, which means that at the White House, they’re casually going through everybody’s phone calls and records.”
On Obama’s dismissal of the IRS commissioner: “Apparently he was fired for acting like Richard Nixon’s IRS commissioner.”
obamajester“Love him or hate him, you have to admit that President Obama is a new kind of Democrat. He’s embroiled in three scandals and not one of them involves sex!”
“These White House scandals are not going away anytime soon. … People in Kenya are now saying he’s 100 percent American. That’s how bad it’s gotten.”
On Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) saying the Obama administration operates in a culture of intimidation. “Really? Anyone intimidated by Barack Obama? He can’t even keep Joe Biden in line.”
On Obama’s commencement address: “He told the young graduates their future is bright unless, of course, they want jobs. Then they’re totally screwed.”
On a Chicago man who set a record for riding a ferris wheel: “The only way to go around and around the circle that many times is to read the official report on Benghazi.”
On Obama saying he learned of scandals from the media: “That’s why the president holds press conferences. Not to explain what’s going on, it’s to find out what’s going on.”
On Obama saying he didn’t know about the IRS scandal: “He was too busy not knowing anything about Benghazi to not know anything about” the IRS.
On White House claims of ignorance on other scandals: “They took ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ out of the Pentagon and moved it into the White House.”
We found the rest of these over at Tom O’Halloran.com.
“I was going to start off tonight with an Obama joke, but I don’t want to get audited by the IRS.”
On NSA surveillance: “We wanted a president who listens to all Americans – now we have one.”
On closing the Guantanamo prison for terrorists: “If he really wants to close it, turn it into a government-funded solar power company. The doors will be shut in a month.”
Concerning the Benghazi , Associated Press, and IRS scandals: “Remember in the old days when President Obama’s biggest embarrassment was Joe Biden?”
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